Drooly Monster

Once upon a time there was a baby named Caleb.  Caleb liked to drool.  On everything.  He liked to drool on the furniture, on the floor, and on people, including himself.  Because this baby liked to drool so much, his mama nicknamed him Drooly Monster.

This same baby also liked it very much when his mama sang to him.  His mama liked to make up silly songs because it was fun and because she sometimes got tired of singing the same songs over and over again.  So one day, when her little Drooly Monster was being particularly drooly, she made up a song about it.  That mama was brilliant and named the song "Drooly Monster" because it was about, well, her little drooly monster.  And then one day she decided to record it so she wouldn't forget all the words.  That day was today.

That drooly monster baby named Caleb was a beautiful, joyful, drooly little person and he made his mama and daddy very happy, even when he drooled all over them.  

The End.